Trying is the first step towards failure - Homer Simpson
All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you’ve managed to kill some precious time. - Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step to failure - Homer Simpson
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? - Homer Simpson
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff… and I want in.. - Homer Simpson